Hero Wanted - Dan McGirt

Hero Wanted

By Dan McGirt

  • Release Date: 2009-07-18
  • Genre: Epic Fantasy
Score: 4
From 104 Ratings

Description

A simple woodcutter learns there is a ten million carat price on his head. Every bounty hunter in the Eleven Kingdoms is on his trail. The Dark Magic Society want him dead. The Gods want him to save the world. Jason Cosmo just wants to get through this alive.

HERO WANTED is Book 1 of the comical Jason Cosmo fantasy adventure series.

Jason Cosmo is perfectly happy living in the humble village of Lower Hicksnittle—until a foppish stranger tries to kill him, claiming there is a huge price on Jason's head. A price big enough to put the world of Arden’s best—and worst—bounty hunters on his trail. Overnight, Jason has become the most feared man in the Eleven Kingdoms—which is news to him!

On the run from mercenaries, Demon Lords, and the full might of the sinister Dark Magic Society, Jason teams up with cynical wizard Mercury Boltblaster and winsome twins Sapphrina and Rubis to learn the truth.

Driven inexorably onward by the Laws of Narrative, Jason's quest takes him from the bright realm of The Gods to the deadly depths of the Incredibly Dark Forest—and into a final confrontation with the forces of evil!

Followed by an even more final confrontation. And then an obligatory wrapping-up-loose-ends scene.

If he lives that long...

Praise for HERO WANTED:

"Energetic fantasy adventure ... McGirt seems prepared to stoop to the lowest literary levels to set up a joke...gleefully employs coincidence, improbability, and a downright flouting of the laws of narrative.”
— Publishers Weekly

“Read this book! ... If the point of a book is to entertain, then McGirt’s rollicking fantasy is flawless. It is a witty, humorous, reluctant-hero-saves-world-gets-girl romp with a dash of jaded crabby wizard thrown in...” —P.A. Seasholtz, author of the Fayersae Histories

“If you enjoyed Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, you will love this comical fantasy story of Jason Cosmo...A very entertaining tale with all the classic fantasy elements.” —Jasmyn’s Stuff

Reviews

  • Fun book!

    By Angel of Mauve Hollow
    I enjoyed it a lot.
  • A Fun Read

    By Phucanoll
    I read this book based off other reviews and was not disappointed. A bumbling adventure with an unlikely hero, over-zealous bad guys and a gruff, snarky wizard makes for a great adventure. I loved how the author incorporates funny names for cities/towns as well as other things....I can picture these same names being used in a Monty Python movie. From what I read so far, this should be made into a series. On to the next book!
  • Tons of fun!

    By Sr Pungento
    I laughed my way thtough the entire book! A good story with a lot of satire.
  • Hilarious Action

    By ProfShark
    Quick witted and unexpected humor throughout this fantasy adventure satire in the vein of “The Hobbit” meets “The Marx Brothers”
  • Hero Wanted

    By Scott11024
    Fun book of adventure excitement and funny wordplay.
  • Hero wanted

    By titaniumorc
    Light read with good setting descriptions and an ironic sense of humor that makes even the most dangerous plot twists feel survivable for our hero and wizard.
  • Surprisingly good

    By MrNomas
    Most of the free books I've downloaded have been absolute drek but I rather loved Hero Wanted. A mixture of D&D and A Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy it has a light tone that is easy to read without being simplistic. Lighthearted and fun, any fan of fantasy will love this book. Highly recommended!